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You might not get it
I would tell you a joke about UDP but you might not get it.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Do you have a girlfriend? - Yes, in a different nation. - Which nation? - Imagination
Bitten by a wolf
I went to the hospital today, told the nurse I'd been bitten by a wolf. She asked "where?" I said "no, regular." She just stared at me.