Bitten by a wolf
I went to the hospital today, told the nurse I'd been bitten by a wolf. She asked "where?" I said "no, regular." She just stared at me.
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I went to the hospital today, told the nurse I'd been bitten by a wolf. She asked "where?" I said "no, regular." She just stared at me.
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The joke is based on a misunderstanding of the nurse’s question. She asks “where?” to mean the location of the bite, but the speaker hears it like “were,” as in “werewolf.” He answers that it was not a werewolf, just a regular wolf. The nurse stares because his reply does not answer her actual question.
It helps to know that a werewolf is a mythical human-wolf creature, so “wolf bite” can jokingly be misheard as involving a werewolf.